It’s Thanksgiving — the one day when calories legally don’t exist. (Look it up. Probably.) The Calories Don’t Count Today T-shirt is your official cheat-day uniform, made for stretchy pants, gravy refills, and absolutely zero guilt.
Made with Gildan Ultra Cotton 6 oz., this tee is soft, durable, and scientifically proven to survive food comas. Crafted from 100% sustainably grown USA cotton, it’s breathable, cozy, and perfect for all-day feasting.
Rock it from brunch to leftovers — no judgment, just joy.
