Remember when you were fun, spontaneous, and well-rested? Yeah… good times. The I Used to Be Cool, Now I Argue with Miniature Versions of Myself T-shirt perfectly sums up parenthood — where your biggest debates are with people under four feet tall.
Made from Gildan’s G500 Unisex 5.3 oz. cotton, this tee is soft enough for snuggle time and strong enough for those “because I said so” moments. Crafted with 100% sustainably grown USA cotton, it features a classic fit, taped shoulders, and double-needle stitching that holds up through spills, tantrums, and laundry day.
Perfect for moms and dads who traded nightclubs for nightlights — and wouldn’t have it any other way (most days).
💥 Free shipping on all orders and new funny designs added weekly — because laughter’s cheaper than therapy.
