If you’re a parent, you know — there’s nowhere to hide. The If I Ever Go Missing, Just Follow My Kids. They Can Find Me No Matter Where I Try to Hide T-shirt is the official uniform for moms and dads who’ve given up on personal space but haven’t lost their sense of humor.
Made from Gildan’s G500 Unisex 5.3 oz. cotton, this tee is as soft as a kid’s whisper… right before they yell your name for the 100th time. Crafted with 100% sustainably grown USA cotton, it features a classic fit, taped shoulders, and double-needle stitching strong enough to survive parenting — and the washing machine.
Perfect for tired, funny parents who just want five minutes alone (and know they’ll never get it).
💥 Free shipping on all orders and new designs added weekly — because laughter’s the only thing keeping us all from running away.
