Forget turkey — this is what Thanksgiving is really about. The Pilgrims, Pie & Pinot T-shirt celebrates the holy trinity of holiday survival: good food, great wine, and pretending to know what cranberry sauce actually is.
Made from the soft and sturdy Gildan G500 Unisex 5.3 oz. cotton, this tee serves up all-day comfort and a perfect fit. Crafted with 100% sustainably grown USA cotton, it’s durable, breathable, and ready for seconds (or thirds). The double-needle stitching and taped shoulders make it as reliable as that extra bottle of pinot hiding in the pantry.
Wear it to dinner, brunch, or the wine aisle — because balance is overrated when you’ve got pie.
💥 Free shipping on all orders and new designs added weekly — because life’s too short for boring shirts (or bad wine).
