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Snack Dealer – Powered by Goldfish, Gummies, and Grit
Snack Dealer – Powered by Goldfish, Gummies, and Grit
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You’re the plug for pretzels, the boss of the fruit snacks, and the queen of the car-seat crumb empire. The Snack Dealer T-shirt celebrates every mom, aunt, and teacher who knows snacks are currency—and she’s always stocked.
Made from the Gildan G200L Ladies’ Ultra Cotton 6 oz. Tee, this shirt is as reliable as your secret stash of animal crackers. It’s crafted from 100% sustainably and fairly grown USA cotton (Sport Grey is 90/10 cotton-poly, Heathers and Safety colors 50/50). Designed with a classic feminine fit, double-needle stitching, and taped neck and shoulders, it’s built to handle everything from snack negotiations to full-blown hangry emergencies.
Soft, durable, and full of personality—just like the woman who never leaves home without “just in case” snacks.
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