Jump scares? Deadlines? Horror movies? Please. The You Can’t Scare Me, I Have Kids T-shirt is for every parent who’s seen it all — from tantrums to mystery stains to 47 snack requests before bedtime.
Made from Gildan’s G500 Unisex 5.3 oz. cotton, this tee delivers premium comfort that holds up through school runs, soccer practice, and “I said go to bed” battles. Crafted from 100% sustainably grown USA cotton, it features a classic fit, taped shoulders, and double-needle stitching for long-lasting laughs and durability.
Perfect for moms, dads, grandparents, or anyone who’s survived raising small humans with their sanity mostly intact.
💥 Free shipping on all orders and new funny designs added weekly — because parenting’s tough, but your T-shirt should be easy.
